How to attract a man from Brooklyn

3 Apr

Siri’s wedding requires red nails to match the henna tattoos that we are getting today.

I went to my usual nail spa yesterday to get a “full set,” (normally my nails are awesome, but lately they have been short and stubby) and told her I wanted them short.

Apparently there was a language barrier, because when I looked down again after being engrossed in Oprah’s show– yes, that’s right, I said it — they were a bit longer than I would have liked and BRIGHT RED. We’re talking Mafia Wife looking. Bright-look-at-me-nails. And for some reason, I stink at confrontation at nail places. I’m always afraid they are talking and laughing about me while I’m there.

They do look awesome (honest!), they just aren’t me.

I’m hoping today’s tanning and the subsequent henna will tone them down. If not, a nail file will be in order.

The wedding whirlwind starts today so I’ll be back on Sunday with pictures and stories, I am sure.


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